About Cool Shirt, Dog

Cool Shirt Dog is a multi-million dollar T-Shir company (no it's not. It's way the oppposite of that actually. It's a company that started with just me - instagram.com/rodsotulle - my dog and my three cats, we are barely making our ends meet here. And only I work. They don't do anything at all while I work my ass off and they are just woofing or meowing all day. Ok, its true that I took Ribs (that's the dog's name, yeah, this one in the picture) and his cool demeanor as inspiration for the brand - though he doesn't smoke and I'm trying to quit - and even used him for the first Instagram post that I did to try and bring a few followers to the page. Yes, I can admit that and give him some credits, and bones, but the cats... Oh boy don't let me get started on the cats. It's not that I don't like them. I love them, I love them all, but they are just lazy and keeps ordering me around, and they don't even let me use their image for marketing or anything ("no we are just not that photogenic" they say that, and I'm like "whaaat?" How can they even mean "we" as if they don't have any sense of individuality whatsoever, they just assumes themselves as "we" and started stating things that way as if they are now a meowing hivemind? This just doesn't make any sense at all. It's as if me and the dog are just working for them (also I should just stop using parenthesis like crazy, this is just an about us page and I'm looking like an old man insanely rambling at all directions (but perhaps using such a exquisite way of writing could give me some points in the writing community, maybe for the complex thought processing. Could this even be considered for a literature nobel prize? No I doubt so. I'm just being bordeline schizo now. Well I used a lot of parenthesis and can't be arsed to count them so I will just use another bunch to close it and you think that's ok so we can move foward with the about us )))). Ok, yeah, we are a clothes company that's heavily inspired by my research of bootlegs crazy shirts and bootlegs in general, by local community small shops brand designs (sorry for the parenthesis again, but the local community small shops have their owners agreed with the use of their brands. They receive fees for each selling of shirt that we do using their designs) and some of my own creation, that's pretty much it.